J e r e m y R y a n

end of fyp week4. hooray. but dj tang giving me problems man, knn i think i previous life owe him something... this supervisor damn damn damn on da ball. knn, msn 24/7 active, more hiong than me LOL. anyway, here's some pics over the fyp week. ta da~ this is fiona! my fyp lab one, her hokkien is power lor, conversing with her is a breeze. "sibei gao ah u!" ROFL. anyway, this is vivian's black n white specs with no degress. knn sibei mat leh. GIAO TOR SIBO? LOL. see she damn lian lor! black frame? hello xiao jie, no more 484 for u to yo ah yo la! :D

next pic is something that mama bought in the states n brought to sch... knn this is called SATAN'S BLOOD. ladies n gentlemen, this is not any tobasco sauce or wat, this is fucking HELL MAN, add just a dip of a chopstick to any soup stuff, i see u cry out SATAN'S name anot. uncle, winx, mama & i all cried his name. a DEEP throat from him. knn. HIAM AH! http://saucecrafters.com check it out. oh btw, the background is the best in retro, DOCTORMIX double CD. oh oh oh square roomssss

ok now for the MAIN THING.... see this ? i open tiles 9 cards 13yao liao... then keep draw draw 1 9 1 9 1 9 big card. knn draw until i short of bai ban only... then nvm, soon after, PPMJK threw a cb 5 wan let uncle's mom to game... AI WAN LEH! knn, coz next card i draw is a wan zi then aunty will draw a BAI BAN & i will say THANK YOU VERY MUCH 13 YAO WEEEEEEEEEEE my first time 99.9% 13 yao of my life... knnbpcb! so close yet so far... but had fun la. teaching mama how to play mahjong was the kick thing man... 1st session 5hrs for 1 n half pok, but this time was just 3 hrs. quite a gd improvement, hope to lower down to 2hrs or slightly lesser, work hard mama, dun cock up. btw PPMJK! cb uncle's bei bu teach u liao, 2 mahjong god with u, ai zai, dun 5 6 eat 8. remember eat 4 or 7! knn!

ok this sums up everything, got bad sun burnt time to sleep with aloe vera.... hahaha will be driving to fyp for 4 days on week 5. SONG BOH! dun have to cry on bus 76 for 4 days. :D

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 7:18 PM

* You can only say YES or NO.*
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks!

1. Taken a picture naked? NO.
2. Painted your room? YES.
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? NO
4. Drove a car? YES
5. Danced in front of your mirror? YES
6. Had a crush? YES
7. Been dumped? NO
8. Stole money from friend? YES
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? YES
10. Been in a fist fight? YES
11. Snuck out of your house? YES
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? YES
13. Been arrested? YES
14. Made out with a stranger? YES
15. Made out with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? YES
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? YES
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? NO
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? NO
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? YES
20. Seen someone die? NO
21. Been on a plane? YES
22. Kissed a picture? YES
23. Slept in until 3PM? YES
24. Love or miss someone right now? YES!!!
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? YES
26. Made a snow angel? NO
27. Played dress up? YES
28. Cheated while playing a game? YES
29. Been lonely? YES
30. Fallen asleep at school? YES
31. Been to a club? YES
32. Felt an earthquake? NO
33. Touched a snake? YES
34. Ran a red light? YES
35. Been suspended from school? YES
36. Had detention? YES
37. Been in a car accident? YES
38. Hated the way you look? NO
39. Witnessed a crime? YES
40. Pole danced? NO
41. Been lost? YES
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? YES
43. Felt like dying? NO
44. Cried yourself to sleep? NO
45. Sang karaoke? YES
46. Sucked your thumb? NO
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? YES
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? YES
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? NO
50. Kissed in the rain? YES
51. Sing in the shower? YES
52. Made love in a park? YES
53. Had a dream that you married someone? NO
54. Glued your hand to something? YES
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? NO
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? YES
57. Been a cheerleader? NO
58. Sat on a roof top? YES
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? YES
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? NO
61. Played chicken? YES
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? YES
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? NO
64. Broken a bone? YES
65. Been easily amused? YES
66. Laugh so hard you cry? YES
67. Mooned/flashed someone? YES
68. Cheated on a test? YES
69. Forgotten someone's name? YES
70. Slept naked? YES
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? YES
72. Performed on stage? YES
73. Blacked out from drinking? NO
74. Played a prank on someone? YES
75. Gone to a late night movie? YES
76. Made love to anything not human? NO
77. Failed a class? YES
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? YES
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? NO
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? NO
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? NO
82. Thrown strange objects? YES
83. Felt like killing someone? YES
84. Thought about running away? YES
85. Ran away? YES
86. Did drugs? YES
87. Had detention and not attend it? NO
88. Dumped anyone? NO
89. Made a parent cry? YES
90. Cried over someone? YES
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? NO
92. Dated someone more than once? YES
93. Have/had a dog? YES
94. Own an instrument? YES
95. Been in a band? YES
96. Drank 25 sodas in a day? NO
97. Broken a cd? YES
98. Shot a gun? YES
99. Dated a married person of the opposite sex? NO
100. Written a love letter? NO

wah shag man! such a damn long quiz. knn! weeee time to sleep soon!

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 11:19 PM

great day @ fyp week 4. day ended earlier than expected which is all gd.

this is before i puke, cant really see the flash thats y the cock face expression. 23:02:44 thats when jas n i finished our lambo thereafter those that were there know.


nth else to say. hope this week can be over & done with w/o a blink of an eye. "what's possible when everything's impossible?"

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 7:37 PM

this is the cool green lava lamp those 2 girls got for me... nice huh? haha MUACKS! will never forget onboard the cab last night. haha JR kio tio!!!!! *-)


oh yeah back to presents. i have to say. JAS had a share in the red wine too, not just meiyan alone....

:P yeah met grace yesterday... how i missed her man! so long never see liao, she always say i go out with her make her look damn young... tmd! this time around she looked older lor! told u dun dye ur hair too bright n make up dun so gao u dun want.. :P but nevertheless she got for me the puma 'cat' shoe i craved for & also we had great afternoon tea @ crystal jade taka. despite only the 2hrs+ break i took from fyp, it felt that we chatted like whole day... dun worry la grace, i will teach u dota, make u the female godlike version of me so u can go kill that u know who right? :D

then today adibah came down to wish me personally. adek, 40 more mins will be your 20th! a huge thanks for your flesh imp shirt. M fits nicely. heng ah i still tot need L. ahaha i'm jack sparrow hurrrrrr. serious thanks for coming down. oh btw, shu lei, those 2 cakes were great. durian & mango is a gd combi for me to rush to toilet immediately after reaching home. lol. once again thanks.

lastly, had a very very filling 5 course meal @ 147 to celebrate my birthday. it was all good, had a strange conversation about bgrs. my mom said i'm choosy. NB! commitment phobia la... n i cannot tahan UHU ok!

this is taken at Lido while watching AKEELAH & THE BEE spell it! tmd. sorry jas if u feel this pic not nice, i also bo bian. haha!

grace! flash in the tunnel works. haha sorry, 6280 camera bo simi ho seh. bo bian hor? btw, thats MUFC latest training kit with courteousy from dom & sam! kk time to sleep soon man... fyp's taken a toll on me. knn.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 11:02 PM

thank you Mr & Mrs Ng. thank you Jaz. it was a fabulous birthday. those who want the pics, let me know k? i'll send u ppl real soon.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 2:25 AM

to every single soul that came for my birthday. a very big thank you! it wont be possible w/o u ppl! really really appreciate it very much. for those who came down all the way... this is 1 of the best parties i ever had in my life. hope u ppl enjoyed the 4 seasons blackforest cake. 21 small candles for a big boy! lol.

presents report:

7 bottles of liquor!! 1 absolut vanilla from sze hui, lin hui, winson (plus a very nice handmade birthday card from sze hui, very nice. go heine!) 1 absolut citron from taybros & co. 1 absolut raspberri + chivas 12 yr from deyu, yy, uncle & yiting. 1 baileys from ah pek, sbd & winnie, hey man thanks for rushing down after work, kudos. 1 glenfiddich whiskey from CH, dude, stop gambling k? lastly 1 hardys cabernet shiraz'03 from meiyan. thanks for all the bottles. I AM NOT A ALCOHOLIC!!! HAHAHAHA :X

3 bottles of perfumes! 1 hugo boss edition(green ball bottle) from lisi, sorry for not being a better host, but hope u had fun yeah. 1 hugo boss(silver ball bottle) from serena i think... if i'm wrong dun scold me k? i drank alot more after u girls left... :X lastly 1 CK one - Summer from Jing, Pei, Fen & Xian. u girls after knowing me for 3 yrs know that i really sweat alot huh! haha. but thank you very much for the fragrances. JR will always smell gd!

1 Italia size 2 ball from raj. u know i love italy right! forza italia.

1 MUFC 06/07 black training kit from Dom & Sam. go devils! (however dom liverpool, sam gunners) HAHAHA only i'm MUFC!!

1 box of belgian caffe latte chocos from farhan. mat, u know i'm a gemok. still feed with me nice chocolates!!! terima kaseh rushing down from a wedding. thank you!

1 LAVA LAMP from my 2 beautiful nu-ers JAS & YAN! green & slimy!!! very very nice, good addition of decor to my already lobo room! u know what ur abpp likes huh? chill~

1 pair of brooks running shoes from uncle daniel. yes uncle, i will go n run, keep fit & get back my eight pack. :P

1 pair of berms & a super fitting OP tee from shu lei & eugene. whoever chose the tee, great vision! haha. size super fit, damn comfy. i'll contact u about MOS soon k.

1 Revolt Militia polo tee in GREEN with white stripes with a black collar courteousy of Sj & Shing. sj, u got the right size man! haha. ultra comfy. we will chill & have supper soon, remember the word - cherish dude!

A strawberry condom - Durex from mama Van Huizen! dey, fantastic shot glass with my name on it. ^^ dun we love shots? haha. yes, totally agree Sex & Booze all night long!!!

GT, thanks for coming down despite having duty @ SAFTI. hey man, owe u 1.

lastly, from my 2 bros ALF & BEN & also Ngoh. A DAMN UBER SOLID ADIDAS CLIMACOOL WATCH. I NEVER EXPECTED THAT. bros, after so long u still know what tricky stuff i dig for yeah. damn nice watch la. i went speechless when i saw it. btw, thanks for being the earliest & leaving the latest. man, i dunno wat to do w/o u bros of mine & alf, micky mouse shirt totally cool. i think that is also another surprise that shook me. ben, L u can, i cant. XL then can. ROFLMAO. but thanks, from the bottem of my heart. thank you.

hopefully i dint miss out anything, pls let me know if did. to my uncles, aunties, cousin that come down thank you for ur ang baos. i surely will make gd & full use of it. not intending to count it, just wanna put all under my bed so it can multiply. haha!

finally A BIG THANKS TO MY DAD & MOM, it wont happen w/o both of u & of course my DEAR SISTER for taking photos & the wondelicious MUFFINS! love you guys for making my party. ps: whole month of september i'm still free & available. pics will be uploaded real soon k! nights all my party people!

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 5:43 AM

hmmm 22th july wont forget one. chengpei & caifen's birthday. i just took the pics on monday. taken at chengpei's party. anyway, COLDric take care of urself in tekong. wasted u wont be around this sat. but i'm sure 0311 misses u. btw u look damn gina pi in botak leh! get a tan man! poon & ch must come ah. all say ho seh liao. if wanna drink, dun think of sleeping on my bed. forbidden!

me on a dj console? are u seeing stuff? photoshop? haha. was the soundman for "Meet Buddy & Friends" shows all over singapore last weekend. learnt some stuff, was into mixing. thank god nothing cock up. overall had fun. 4 mascots in total - Buddy, Boy Boy, Girl Girl, Wisely. i dint know them when i was a kid... hmmm anyway gd to see the kids happy & smiling. make me happy when i mixing the songs for u! until the next time.. dj snow... lmao


took this while waiting for jas to come down & head over to my bro alf for mahjong quite some time back... i realise this pic is damn bad!! bo bian i go play mahjong mah, dun need to make hair nice niec one. i hope yan doesnt kill me for putting this up. hahaa! but what u told me just now really man.. i dint expect for u to say that. but to see u let go is gd la, but i also cannot encourage u or discourage u. coz i in no position to do anything, u know one hor! anyway, waiting to see wat surprise u got up ur sleeves for this sat! take care yan!

fyp is bad. finally 1 week finish. Bad. Bored. my project is sooooOoooo fucking hard. knn Y on earth must be JSP vhy vhy vhy vhy so jia lat need to vuy bird to give me gd luck. haiz... anyway, gonna sleep soon. coz TGIF! swimming tmr! need to look tan & healthy on my bday mah! tio boh? cheerios.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 10:53 PM