J e r e m y R y a n

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand."

4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

14. Women think all beer is the same.

15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rainforest.

16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days' worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

18. Women brush their hair before bed.

19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea of how she'll be in bed.

20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: modeling.

21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the Bible." Hmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

22. Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"

23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 4:25 PM

somone told me this over the week, "you this type of guy will want a girlfriend one meh?" hmm... what does this type of guy mean? what kind of guy, what type am i? could u tell me? cause honestly, i do not know what kind of guy am i.

from my point of view; frankly speaking, i'm a lousy guy. i've got nothing... don't talk about my dad's car. i can't give u anything but i guess my love? if i'm ever with anyone. i mean, i havent completed my studies, i'm not an ah-seah kia, i'm always broke... so what more? i neither have the ekin's beng face or the edison's eye candy face. so JR is worthless. if chemistry & love comes along, feelings, emotions... i also dunno how to handle them. i also not some big time playa~ no money no honey mah. got money, plenty of honey tio boh?

i caught channel U's 9pm movie just now, starring Daniel Wu & Eric Tsang. Zhi Fa Fan Fa. it was a great show. simply fantastic. newage Gu Huo Zai flick. oh btw, Eric's wife in that show is a typical MILF!!! cept she has no kids la. but she's hot for a Sao Zi. no wonder Daniel so smitten with her la... 1 leg step 2 boat. nabei! so ho mia, i also want!! LOL. but, it was never a happy ending... don't all such shows are like that? kns.

hmmm, thoroughly enjoyed Jas's post party @ Dbl O. Retro on a saturday night. fantastic. We shan't talk about we went drunk, but all i can say was, the whole group had alot man. & i mean ALOT. it was the first time in a long long run, drink liao almost couldnt drive. knnb. cai quan never lose, but dunno y so damn thirsty, keep drinking... its been like 5 years since i last felt the body/headache all over sia... but, i had my responsbilities, so thank god i sent them safe & sound home. heng my SFL ting hua, keep me alive... i love u SFL! i'm u, u're me! another thing is, fucking WP, cb call him ask him got ops tonight anot, nabei! drunkard never pick up phone, whacking at punggol marina. luckily last night no road block, if not i'm FUCKED big time. but proudly, once again, JR did it. drink driver of the century!! :X

Thank God!... but sadly i haven't been to church over the past weeks. hmmm, my mind is so restless, unsettled. knn, must go liao. pray hard for my upcoming papers, 20, 21, 22. 3 papers in a row lor. nabei, first one maths somemore. sibei lucky. no study = bmt. cannot head that direction man! haha

however, the main story is once again, Cheers to my bro Alf for posting into ADSD unit as a driver. POP LIAO!! Heng ur camp is Chong Pang that area, i free sure jio u go nasi lemak one! I hope u 2 had fun on my bday celebrations on the last Mambo night! FUCK, although we missed the midnight madness & i assumed there was sunrise madness, drinking wasnt the issue there. partying was. great to see u guys enjoying urselves that night. remember... "ohh oh oh Square Roomssssss"

may retro be with u. good night. JR signing off.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 5:48 AM

Happy Birthday Jeremy Ryan

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 6:11 PM

i'm getting older. more n more useless. sigh. few more days i'll be leaving the TEEN era in 4 days... ppl say older more mature so & so... i think for my case, lao n bo eng... nights.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 5:06 AM