J e r e m y R y a n

ok, let this be a short one. I FINALLY GOT MY MECHA TO-FU X!! it came to be as a surprise. she just made me wonder, how women are actually abit smarter & wittier than man at times. there are many ways that i can think of how she got it, but nevertheless, i owe her one. but, i accepted the belated gift with all my heart. thank you. rainbow bettle... i'll see what i can do about it. another thing was, the registered airmail from Hong Kong has arrived!! but i was in sch. so i'll be at garden's post office first thing in the morning! TO-FU series 2, U ARE MINE! but for now, i'll just go n bath, eat & rest. why? coz the Red Devils are playing tonight! once again, thanks to you girl.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 11:18 PM

ok, lets start the day off with, shopping with bros at MUSTAFAAAAA. erm, shopping for perfume, thats all. fat bought Clinque - Happy, made him really happy when he tried. made him even happier when he open the box. ROFLMAO. ben got my old Burberry's Touch. i told him there's a pouch in it to hold the bottle, when he opened it, he said "Ya hor! really got pouch!" hahaha. damn funny. then, had some famous chicken rice balls. checked out sungei road flea market. spotted alot of ROLEX! but the best item was the AVP models. 2 predators, 1 alien made from steel chains, spanners, screws. fucking nice lor. price was a cool $150... :)

now here comes the fun part. we planned to steal Mecha To-Fu X from bugis junction action city. so we talk da talk, walk da walk & proceeded. after all the mambo jumbo, alf said, if wanna KAN the thing, must KAN everything, cannot Mecha only, cause if KAN Mecha, take a long time, its packed together in a set. here comes the swearing, KNNBCCB!!!. first staff was a guy, those act jap hip hop ha-ri one la, he kept looking n looking n looking. the plan was, i take with my left hand, slip it to ben with this MUSTAFAAAA plastic bag & then walk out. while fat play the distract & see water role. but, failed. alot of ppl were standing at ben's position... so after a smoke, we decided to go home, until we saw that guy. he was going for his dinner break. then i say, kinz, lets KAN it!! went back, saw a girl. she was the same girl that i saw with my classmate once. fuck her. is it because Ben Alf Ryan had convict faces or wat? she knew wat we were up to. NABEI!! but an opportunity came, she went to arrange something in a corner, at the point of time, i was shielding alf, ben was outside. WRONG TIMING! wasted. i shielded, alf din't take it, ben was outside. *pPpPooOffF* there goes our last chance. no one to blame. we tried. killed tons of our brain cells. so finally, we decided to hit back home... sigh, what a sad story...

FUCK MAN! i will KAN the thing, until i find it online or in SG. next plan, call pros or more ppl go the shop, fuck around. N THEN, hiakz hiakz! JR is gonna take action with action city!! i'm sure if ppl read this, they will think i'm mad. i'm. ROFL. but now, no more probation liao, its jitao black bean rice + drinks. no need to cut hair, free one. hmmm, can anyone tell me what's the offence for shop-lifting? just arranged my To-Fu's. lets see, who shall be da lucky one to come my house & eat some To-Fu! school this week, is gonna be sucky. tests, projects. aiya, fuck it la. i just wanna sing, "Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me Hug Me, Hug Me, Squeeze Me, Squeeze Me Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me!!!"

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 10:50 PM

Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now :
1. when will my To-Fu series 2 from Hong Kong arrives...
2. when will i get my 100bucks to buy more toys!
3. love
4. SEX (ROFLMAO)

Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought Today :
1. salem hard pack
2. chicken cutlet rice
3. snake grass water
4. i only spent on 3 items today

Name the Four Drinks You Regularly Drink :
1. h2o
2. booze
3. hard liqour
4. teh-o

Last Time You Said 'I Love You' and to who:
4 years ago, my ex, melissa.

Last Time You Cried:
supa dupa long ago, cant remember.

What's In Your CD Player:
nothing.

What Color Socks Are You Wearing:
currently no socks.

What's Under Your Bed:
hair (pubic i think), nose dirt (maybe not mine).

What Time Did You Wake Up Today:
3.50pm September 25th

Current Hairstyle: short messy like grass.

Current Clothes: renoma undies.

Current Desktop Picture: azul from winXP.

Current Worry: being cheated on net from yahoo auctions.hk

Current Hate : always will be the humid, sticky, fucked up weather.

Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex:
hmmm, legs? meaning from hip to feet. but there are lots more favourites!!

Last CD You Bought: nothing.

Favourite Place To Be: my bed

Least Favorite Place: singapore.

If You Could Play An Instrument: nah, aint musikal.

Favorite Color(s)? black, white, red, silver, blue, gold, orange

Do You Believe In An Afterlife ? Yes or is it No...

Current Favorite Word/Saying? life's short, play hard.

One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could be? ron jeremy!

Favorite Day? everday is a favourite because you choose it to be or not.

Where Would You Like To be?
Canada or actually overseas, far away from this shit hole.

How Many Kids Do You Want ? will i get married in the first place?

Favorite Car? Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 8 MR GSR

Current favourite song? Ja-Rule feat Ashanti - Always on Time

What do you like to do most? relax, lobo, fuck around, drink, i dunno coz perhaps everything i normally do is something i definetly like.

Do you like to eat fish or chicken? i'ma CARNIVORE!!

Do you like to complete your homeworks in school or at home?
JR don't do homework.

What are you doing now? blogging la dey!

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 2:55 AM

U know something? when will someone actually come up to U, tell U honestly U are one person who is part of their life. i dun think anyone have the mentality here. everyone just takes everyone for granted. seriously. no one cares about your feelings. will they give U respect at all? nah, balls to U. every man is for himself. they think/feel/assume they are the greatest. all they can say is, "i'm like that one mah, wat u want me to do?", "born come out, bo bian." U see, FUCKING IDIOTS. is anyone out there normal? or everyone is just a piece of ego shity fucked up morontic asshole. its all about them, its all about FACE, PRIDE. own beliefs, selfish acts. U are being taken for granted. but y dun U wanna say or fuck those ppl up? why are u just keeping mum about it. no one gives a shit about U, accept it. U are living in a lie. they are just making use of U because U are somehow or rather useful at this point of time, once they are sick & tired of U, BYE MAN. BYE. that's the reply U are gonna get.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 1:44 AM

i don't wish to talk about anything else but my pursue of To-Fu's. saw Mecha X on Yahoo Auctions - Japan. ok, gave up reading or trying to read a single bit. few things i know is, it's 350yen. which is cheaper than in SG. he's willing to ship overseas. thank god. but, i do not know how the fuck to communicate with him. cause Japan auctions & totally diff from the rest. worst thing is, he din't leave his email. fuck. anyway, this is the fourth time my encounted with Mecha X already. pls, don't slip outta my hands. GT, pray your aunt can help. i realised, overseas To-Fu's are much cheaper than SG. if the hongky is gonna give me the deal, i'm gonna get my Series 3. pronto man. shipping & the rest is much cheaper than ebay. sigh. been working whole night long searching, thinking. damn. now, only problem is dough. no dough, no nothing. fucking tired actually. but the hunt will continue, until i get Mecha X. he's the only thing that is bugging me for months. fuck. pek chek to du lan to cheng xim, cycle never stops. after him, series 4 is FINALLY completed. i hate things to be left half done. just turns me off. damn. gonna rest my eyes/brain. chill.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 3:55 AM

wat a nice cold shower after a huge amount of economical beehoon at Blk 147. gonna sleep after this post. i was very touched by my street soccer court kakis for a very delicious pair of Nike Total 90 III shoes. besides dom, who i know for a quite some time, but the rest like momo, duck, bird, penguin & sam chipped in too for it. that me think a bit. well, thanks guys. looks like no more blisters for me. oh ya, momo, the shoes are mainly for the court, i will still wear my flip flops around anytime, anywhere! :) another thing was, drank Marteh too with qiqi & jalen. everybody was like, "we gonna sip some Marteh coz it's ur birthday" roflmao. that was better than the usual bourbon, vodka, beer & those wu eh bo eh. the worst part was, when i got home today, i found out the comp went fucked again. this time, no external hdd, meaning no backup of files. had to reformat if not da fucking XP won't start. so u have it, a naked comp w/o anything on. FUCK. 2 possibilities. 1 - v i r u s. 2 - my stoooopiiiid sister. i dunno how am i gonna get back all my pics & stuff. damn it. that was hellava tons of pics man. or is it a sign for me? hmmm.... anyway, ES mei is gonna give me a lunch treat. that's jolly good. but sadly my bros ain't gonna make it. fat, u will ace ur napfa test, no probs man. show them wat's FIT & AW. some might be FIT but not AW, u are both. hell yeah! ok man, i wanna sleep now. if not i'll be late to meet her. i'll see those ppl i havent seen for a long time ASAP man. gd thing i haven't been clubbing. i rather sip down hard liqour than que & squeeze & sweat out there. the birthday's over. but i still accept all ur kind & nice wishes. THANKS TO EVERYONE. JR respeks U, u & U! for those who dunno, forgot or wat shit, its ok. its norm. ur own stuff are more important. i understand. morning to those who are awake, nights to those who are snoring.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 6:39 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JR!! thanks to everyone who wished me & your presents. it was certainly wonderful. well, i am very touched by my classmates - MIT 0311 who gave me a cake & a very nice pair of red BOXERS!! suits me like hell. i wonder who will get the chance to see me in them on bed... HIAKZ! never expected that from them, left me speechless. a BIG THANKS. next is thanks to Christina!! xie xie ni for the 2 super duper cute TO-FU plush toys! To-Fu mother & son. completes my series 2 plush collection for To-Fu Oyako. nice box too. love it. now i know u were the one Karen told me about at the shop... :) last thank you goes to JR's Angels (outta be devils though) - Yan, Jas, Val for a kewl red Puma tee. 3 of u have been fun ppl to be with always. can't wait for the 22th! hope to be there. this year is going at a damn fast pace. hmmm, i seriously hope i can pass all my modules. that was the wish i wished during the cut cake ceremony. cause good things don't last. the evo, the $, the to-fu's can wait. but i can't afford to fail. ok man, everyone, Wet dreams, Sweet dreams, Nightmares, No dreams to u all. nitey nites.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 3:05 AM

starting off with - thank god my stomach's better. i can't believe my fucking sway luck. nabei. monday go back sch study, drink 1 ice lemon tea & fall sick. tuesday paper screwed up. my 2nd time repeating maths module. malu boh? repeat 2 times liao leh still dunno how to do. SIA SWAY. i still think is got ghost playing with me lor. but i never step on anything. always 7th month always alot of cock up thing. fever, stomach ache, body ache, vomit. or is it Athira the lanjiao Prata? anyway, 2 more papers. 1 more tmr n on friday. sibei sian la, if all 3 paper pass hor, is an achievement leh. just came back from soccer again. what a wonderful landing on my right heel. haha. song boh?! now walking like a lamer. have to study my networking module now... hmmm, tmr sit behind who leh? ROFLMAO. my mom's quite happy with my lifestyle now. sleep early, wake up early. that's gd. but i keep waking up in the middle of the night... those are the times when i'm still outside playing. havent been driving for a long long time. scully rusty liao. 5 more days man. its a jackpot coming up. 12th is PooN. 13th JR. 14th adek Adibah. what shall I do on a monday hmm... oh ya, i have sch until 5... then tuesday night class... how to tiong? nvm, i more or less know what shall i do.

Reco Song. Andy Hui - Wo Hai Neng Ai Shui

a very good song. suddenly alot of funy thoughts keep entering my mind. kakaka, going bonkers.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 2:19 PM

sleeping is good. especially when you get to sleep for more than 12hrs. u will feel so good, that u wanna sleep even more. gd noon peeps, JR just woke up. this week is the test week. 3 papers. pls let me pass. cause i found alot of stuff on my to-fus now. i need the $ to buy them. or actually, i wanna steal Mecha To-Fu X. action city is being a bitch. when i emailed them about months ago asking if they have stock, they say no. wtf, & i'm seeing older series for sale. here's my wish list that i wanna complete before i hit 19. this week, i got my series 1 from Wonder Showcase at Exelcisor Shopping Centre at the basement & to-fu 34/102 book from earth X. feeling happy but fact is broke... :(

TO-FU Oyako:
1. to-fu yujin keychain set of 11 from simply toys. whole set $19.90

2.mecha to-fu x series 4 kubrick from anywhere. i wanna steal him from action city bugis junction. but i do no need the rest of his friends as i have them. fuck man!! just left u mecha to complete my series 4. i aint gonna buy the whole set of $47 from action city cause i have 4 of them already. i'll rip mecha off the set. ROFLMAO

3. to-fu series 2 & 3 kubrick from anywhere. each series consists of 5 to-fu kubricks. price ranging from $45-$65 per series.

4. to-fu plush series 1 set of 4 from earth X. this is a beauty to have. $70-$75 bucks.

5. this is only if i have $. get to-fu project 1/6 consist of 3 from earth X too. $180 for 2 & $230 for 1. mad hor? u know why? cause this is project 1/6. these 3 buggers are SUPER DUPER rare. but dunno y earth X has it. nabei.

6. to-fu 400% kubrick. mother & child. saw this on ebay. there's a bid war going on. not interested to be part of it.

7. to-fu book 68/102. santa kubrick sealed inside. not sure about the price. frd told me can find in kinokuniya, but went there ytd & couldnt find it. however even though if i found it, i got no cash to buy cause i bought 34/102 to-fu book from earth X. haha

Simply Toys is at Far East Plaza Level 1. Look for Karen the sales girl, tell her u're a friend of JR & she will show you want JR wants! :D

earth X is at The Cannery - Clarke Quay #02-25. Up the escalator, turn left walk 10ms & u can see them. at the moment not so gum with the ppl there, but i'm sure the stuff is on display.

ok ppl, enjoy ur weekend. JR is gonna lobo man. hopefully he can study. cause he can't fail maths no more... stay alive. be happy. do fuck around. soccer in 30mins time. have to keep fit man. anyway, its 9 more days baby!!! haha. peace out.

PS: if you are planning to get anything from the list for JR. pls let me know what you are getting ok? or if you could spot it, help me buy first, i'll update you guys on what i have bought too & i'll pay you back. this week test week, dun have the time to go hunting. scully 1 moment everyone spotted something & i finish the collection & die, i have to find $ like siao. ROFLMAO. cya.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 3:45 PM

just smoked a salem from my dad's soft pack. oh man... can i stop smoking for 7 packs? i wanna get all my to-fu's before my birthday. mecha to-fu x from series 4, series 1-3, 2 more plush & the yujin keychains. 13 days to my 19yrs in this world. how will i celebrate it? yes! thank god my prayers on sunday evening's mass paid off. fat's back is ok, according to da doc. bro, hang in there, if da doc says is ok, but u're feeling not, only time will tell if he's fucking around with u.

had a jolly gd time at sentosa today with my classmates. lefty deyu, righty poon, skinny allan, blurry junwei, funny caifen, act cute jing, girly dawn, witty shu xian & quiet general. looks like general is just another girl after all. despite the fierce attitude up front in sch, she too has that woman side in her that all of us saw today. updated us with a speculation that no one has ever expected. dawn was boring. i'm serious. thank god she left. i'm honest. anway, haha. the saying stands; expect the unexpected. lost my oakley for 15mins while playing in the sea. found it eventually & a bonus too. its just me. when i want something so fucking badly, i'll fucking do whatever it takes to get it. & i mean fucking badly. but wassup with the bonus? hmmm.. Rip Curl's motto - search hard & fast paid off extremely. now u ppl know why i like surf brands? rofl. what about "hai di lao zhen"? i laoed 2 needles ok. hail JR! :P just kidding. took tons of photos today. looking at photos really makes u think about the past & u either laugh or cry at it. lots of things always happen at sentosa. life is full of mysteries. btw, knowing that poon works at KFC, is a bonus to us. some KFC secrets were exposed. hmmm, colonel sanders, u have been 1 hellava cheat... :P

ok man, gonna apply some aloe vera jelly shit that general lend me. the sensation lasts for just 2 mins & its gone. oh ya, ch, dun call me, asking me for cais, cause u jolly damn well know i have no cais for u. i'm the wrong person. u outta get someone else if u need girls. i do know girls. but understand this, i'm not those type who wears the shirt "I LIKE GIRLS" ok? call me for something else like what ppl who knows me well do. i agree, we do need girls at a certain point of another for some certain reason. but remember this too, i aint NO P L A Y E R. thank you & good night.

ps: i feel like there are quite a bit i forgotten to add in. just cant remember... aiya, fuck it. sweet dreams.

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 1:37 AM