Wednesday, April 20, 2005

there's still few mins left so i shall say HAPPY 48th BIRTHDAY DAD!!! u still look young n steady, no wonder mom still love u as usual. hope u enjoyed the dinner. super full right? 6 dishes with only 3 of us eating. sis is enjoying her aussie trip i guess. when she comes back, her turn to give us another treat. we both know u love ice-cream, so dad, pls prepare to get fat.... :)

there's stil few mins left for me to have my perfect 24points. BYE BYE P PLATE. i do not need u anymore. or actually all the while i do not need u from the start... ;) talking about P Plates, just a couple of days ago i saw a fucked up P Plater at my carpark. the usual, lighting up my mah-bao-lu menthol, saw this SFS P Plate VIOS coming into the carpark. time was ard 5.20 or so in the evening, meaning carpark space was plentiful. I HONESTLY WONDER HOW THE GOD DAMN FUCKING TESTER PASS HER. firstly, her judgement, eye point, steering, sense of direction and everything else went FUCKED. after all the turning n fucking ard, this poor SFP Weekend VIOS got WACKED by SFS's rear mirror. SFP was parked swee swee liao, relak there. but this fucking SFS came n hit it. motherfucker, she still got the cheek to adjust her own mirror only. After a whole 30mins, parked her car & went away. NABEI CB. wat a typical FUCKED UP S I N G A P O R E A N. she dint even see the SFP lor. wah knn. if i really see her on the road, i'll give her my in-out lane special. make sure she hit my fucking ass & i get a FREEEE NEW BUMPERRRR & BRAKES & SERVICING!! MUAHAHAHAHHA!!!

shall edit when i'm free again. meantime, for those P Platers, actually put P Plate better, more song. ppl "MIGHT" give way to u la. might only. but for me, FUCK THE P PLATE!! I'M OFF IT!! MUAHAHAHAHAH :D P E R F E C T 24 P O I N T S

posted by Jeremy Ryan @ 11:48 PM